One's Roommate (who Has Early Classes) Has An Alarm Clock That Is Louder Than God's Own.

One's Roommate (who Has Early Classes) Has An Alarm Clock That Is Louder Than God's Own.

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One's roommate (who has early classes) has an alarm clock that is
louder than God's own.

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The alarm clock that is louder than God's own belongs to the roommate with the earliest class.
The odds are 6:5 that if one has late classes, one's roommate will have the earliest possible classes.
When one has an early class, one's roommate will invariable enter the space late at night and suddenly become hyperactive, ill, violent, or all three.
She has an alarm clock and a phone that don't ring - they applaud.
I won 't ever grow up. My biological clock has a snooze alarm.
My BIOLOGICAL ALARM CLOCK just went off.. It has noiseless DOZE FUNCTION and full kitchen!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Has a slow clock.
It is better to be a has-been than one who never was.