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• I love you, Doctor Johnson. And I want to have your babies. -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability
• Burned, you say? Tha's most inconvenient. A burned novel is like a burned dog.
  .. Oh, shut up!! -- Dr Johnson and Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
• Leaving already, Doctor? Not staying for your pentadigestory interludicules?
  -- Edmund to Dr. Johnson : Ink and Incapability...
• Some fellow said that I had the wit and sophistication of a donkey.
  Oh, an absurd suggestion, sir. You're right. It is absurd....
• Sir, I have been unable to replace the dictionary. I am therefore leaving immediately for Nepal, where I intend to live as a goat.
  -- Edmund to George : Ink and Incapability...
• I have a cunning plan, sir. Hoorah! Well, that's that, then.
  -- Baldrick and George : Ink and Incapability...
• Blackadder! What time is it? Three o'clock in the afternoon, your Highness.
  Oh, thank God for that. I thought I'd overslept. -- George and Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
• Baldrick? Who gave you permission to turn into an Alsatian?
  Oh God, it's a dream, isn't it. It's a bloody dream... -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
• Sir Thomas Moore, for instance, burned alive for refusing to recant his Catholicism
  must have been kicking himself as the flames licked higher, that it never occured to him to say, 'I recant my Catholicism'....