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  -- Cash McCall...
• You know it's going to be a long day when you get up, shave and shower, start to get dressed and your shoes are still warm.
  -- Dean Webbe...
• Sarah:[ Oh, I must be mad. I'm sick of being cold and wet and hypnotized left, right, and center.
  I'm sick of being shot at, savaged by bug-eyed monsters, never knowing if I'm coming or going, or even being!...
• bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
• Any Questions? [pause] You all look asleep - what is it, hyperglucocemia?
  Too much sugar on your cornflakes? Not any cornflakes?...
• Lisa: So Mom, what are you going to do with your day off?
  Marge: I just want to relax and forget that I'm part of that thin blue line which stands between civilization and chaos....
• The only time in our lives we like to get old is when we're kids.
  If you're less than 10 years old you're so excited about aging you think in fractio...
• Bob: So sorry, Mr. Simpson. Your house is blocking construction of our new Matlock Expressway.
  [camera pulls back to show expressway looming overhead] Now, I am a fair man....
• All I want for Christmas is Santa's list of naughty girl