Lisa: So Mom, what are you going to do with your day off?
Marge: I just want to relax and forget that I'm part of that thin blue
line which stands between civilization and chaos. [sighs]
[Bart walks in with his skateboard]
Bart, it's illegal for you to operate that class nine vehicle
without pads and a helmet.
Bart: But Mom --
Marge: It's for your own safety.
[later, Bart gets beat up by Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney]
Kearney: Take that, Safety Boy!
Jimbo: This padding's so easy on the knuckles, I could punch all day!
-- Hey there, Safety Boy, "The Springfield Connection"
Marge: I just want to relax and forget that I'm part of that thin blue
line which stands between civilization and chaos. [sighs]
[Bart walks in with his skateboard]
Bart, it's illegal for you to operate that class nine vehicle
without pads and a helmet.
Bart: But Mom --
Marge: It's for your own safety.
[later, Bart gets beat up by Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney]
Kearney: Take that, Safety Boy!
Jimbo: This padding's so easy on the knuckles, I could punch all day!
-- Hey there, Safety Boy, "The Springfield Connection"
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Psst! Over here.
Marge: Huh?
Bart: Mom,
I need a dollar. Ever since you started teaching here... - Marge: Bart, you said you were going to study.
Bart:
[clearly in pain] Oh! My stomach. Marge: Mmm, you... - Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure
before.
Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out... - Nelson: What's in the bag, wuss? [grabs it from Bart]
Oh,
look: [contemptuously] Campers' Pampers. Heh. ... - Bart: People, people! It's time we all discussed the pool safety
rules!
Kids: [chanting] Jump, Bart, jump! Jump, Bart, jump... - Jimbo and Kearney restrain Bart]
Nelson: [beating on Bart] This is for wasting teacher's valuable time!
Lisa: [punches Jimbo, pulls his shirt half over his... - Bart: Mom, what if there's a really bad crummy guy who's going to jail
but I know he's innocent?
Marge: Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a... - Bart enumerates all the features of his "Tactical Pants-Retaining
System":
compass, matches, whistle, saw, panic button, squirrel...
