Lisa: So Mom, what are you going to do with your day off?
Marge: I just want to relax and forget that I'm part of that thin blue
line which stands between civilization and chaos. [sighs]
[Bart walks in with his skateboard]
Bart, it's illegal for you to operate that class nine vehicle
without pads and a helmet.
Bart: But Mom --
Marge: It's for your own safety.
[later, Bart gets beat up by Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney]
Kearney: Take that, Safety Boy!
Jimbo: This padding's so easy on the knuckles, I could punch all day!
-- Hey there, Safety Boy, "The Springfield Connection"
Marge: I just want to relax and forget that I'm part of that thin blue
line which stands between civilization and chaos. [sighs]
[Bart walks in with his skateboard]
Bart, it's illegal for you to operate that class nine vehicle
without pads and a helmet.
Bart: But Mom --
Marge: It's for your own safety.
[later, Bart gets beat up by Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney]
Kearney: Take that, Safety Boy!
Jimbo: This padding's so easy on the knuckles, I could punch all day!
-- Hey there, Safety Boy, "The Springfield Connection"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Bart: Psst! Over here.
Marge: Huh?
Bart: Mom, I need a dollar.
Ever since you started teaching here kids have been taking my lunch money, and I need that money for candy.... - Marge: Bart, you said you were going to study.
Ba
[clearly in pain] Oh! My stomach. Marge: Mmm, you just don't want to take that test.... - Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure
before.
Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there.... - Nelson: What's in the bag, wuss? [grabs it from Bart]
Oh, look
[contemptuously] Campers' Pampers. Heh. [Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney appear, and the four bullies start to play "Keepaway!... - Bart: People, people! It's time we all discussed the pool safety
rules!
Kids: [chanting] Jump, Bart, jump! Jump, Bart, jump!... - Jimbo and Kearney restrain Bart]
Nelson: [beating on Bart] This is for wasting teacher's valuable time!
Lisa: [punches Jimbo, pulls his shirt half over his head] Lay off, guys!... - Bart: Mom, what if there's a really bad crummy guy who's going to jail
but I know he's innocent?
Marge: Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying... - Bart enumerates all the features of his "Tactical Pants-Retaining
System
compass, matches, whistle, saw, panic button, squirrel snare, radon/lie detector, sphygmomanometer and cute turn signals....
