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• Burns: Now before we begin, let me make one thing clear for you.
  I want your legal advice. I even pay for it. But to me you're all vipers!...
• Now this is going to be your first day on a strange new planet, so I want you all wrapped up snug and warm, and no playing with any naughty bug-eyed monsters.
  DON'T PANIC...
• Homer: I'll miss you, Pumpkins, but I just can't share your bleak world view.
  I've got too much to live for. Corgan: We envy you, Homer....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Homer: You're Darryl Strawberry. Darryl: Yes? Home
  You play right field. Darryl: Yes? Homer: I play right field, too....
• I've got to hand it to the Venetians, though. I can't tell you how impressed I was with that city.
  Nowhere else in the world can you find a flood area bringing in so much tourist gold....
• Marge: [reading the paper] Mmm. It says Freddy Quimby beat a waiter half to death!
  Those Quimby children are so wild and rich, I hope he finally gets what's coming to him....
• Monty: [dropping a ring into a champagne glass] Now
  my dear, if you look in your champagne, I think you'll find a little surprise -- [Jackie drinks it, swallows the ring, and chokes a little] Heh, uh, not to worry, I believe there's another one around here somewhere -- [reaches into boiling fondue, burns himself] [kneeling] My darling, since my kneecaps are filling with fluid as we speak....
• I am a dragon. You are not a dragon. Any questions?