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• It is not the one with many possessions who is rich, but the one who has no needs. -- Philoxeno
• A good neighbor is one who will watch your vacation slides all evening without telling you that he has been there.
• DEBAUCHEE, n. One who has so earnestly pursued pleasure that he has had the misfortune to overtake it.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Yar: "Captain Jean-Luc Picard, I wish I could say you've been like a father to me, but I've never had one so I don't know what it feels like.
  But if there was one person in this universe who I would choose to be like, someone who I would want to make proud of me, it's you....
• Hey, who has better vacation ideas than AAA? [reading a guidebook] According to the publisher of this AAA guidebook, no one.
  -- Milhouse's road trip plans, "Bart on the Road...
• A nudist is just a person in a one-button suit.
• An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. -- Will Roge
• It is a foolish man who tests the depth of the river with both feet at the same time.
  Often this person tests just one river....
• One size fits all." Just who is this "all" person anyway, and why is he wearing my clothes?