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• No one needs a vacation so much as the person who has just had one.
• No man who needs a monument ever ought to have one -- Nathaniel Hawthorne
• A bigamist is a guy who took one too many.
• The intelligent man is one who has successfully fulfilled many accomplishments, and is yet willing to learn more.
  -- Ed Parke...
• It is better to be a has-been than one who never was.
• What is a socialist? One who has yearning
• No one who has read official documents needs to be told how easy it is to conceal the essential truth under the apparently candid and all-disclosing phrases of a voluminous and particularizing report.
  ... -- Woodrow Wilso...
• How many people in Twin Peaks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to wrap the dead one in plastic....
• We've been told about one cool dude of a pimp who has so many girls on the street that he's up to his alligators in ass.