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• Well, I realize it's trite, but we could tour the bridges of Madison County.
  -- Martin's road trip plans, "Bart on the Road...
• I've always wanted to see Macon, Georgia. -- Nelson's road trip plans, "Bart on the Road
• Join AAA-AA ... the car club for people who are driven to drink.
• After Bart has been beat up by the bully, his family walks by and Lisa puts a cupcake on his forehead .
  .. Bully: "Hey! They even have food at this thing!...
• Milhouse fiddles with knobs before getting a whap in the head from Nelson] Milhouse
  Ow! Bart, Nelson hit me. Bart: He sure did....
• Bart: Hey, Milhouse. I want you to know that I'm glad at least one of us got the part.
  [Milhouse explodes] Bart: Milhouse! [a leg lands in front of him] I didn't do it....
• at a pawn shop, Nelson grabs Milhouse's glasses] Milhouse
  Hey! I need those to see. Pawnbroker: Ah, these lenses are perfect!...
• Requires 8 "AAA" taglines; taglines not included.
• A cup holder! Bart, we've got to stop and get a cup!
  -- Milhouse discovers the glove compartment, "Bart on the Road...