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  the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who have sought and found how to serve....
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  Don't say in Power what you said in Opposition; if you do, you only have to carry out what the other fellows have found impossible....
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• Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words.
  The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have...
• Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to.
  Then, on the way out, slam the door. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• If you think the person who inherited all that money is bad now, just imagine what would have happened if the estate were larger than it actually was!
• Dr. Green: You know what's really good here, the lobster.
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