One Size Fits All." Just Who Is This "all" Person Anyway, And Why Is He Wearing My Clothes?
"One size fits all."
Just who is this "all" person anyway,
and why is he wearing my clothes?
One size fits all my butt! -- Homer, "Homer the Heretic
ONE SIZE FITS ALL: Doesn't fit anyone.
Glaser's Law: If it says "one size fits all," it doesn't fit anyone.
If it says, "One size fits all," it doesn't fit anyone. -- Glaser's Law
Homer: The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice... like Urkel!
And he appears every Friday night... like Urkel!...
Q: What do you call a person who hacks while wearing no clothes? A: A gnudist.
Commandant: "That's what he wanted." Kirk: "Who? Who wanted us killed?
Commandant: "Since you're all going to die anyway, why not tell you....
Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words.
The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have...