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• No one test the depth of a river with both feet.
• Never try to walk across a river just because it has an average depth of four feet.
  -- Martin Friedma...
• Statistics always reminds me of the fellow who drowned in a river whose average depth was only three feet.
  -- Woody Hayes, Ohio State Football Coach...
• No man steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river, and he's not the same man.
  -- Heraclitus (540?-480? B.C.)...
• No man steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river, and he's not the same man.
  -- Heraclita...
• Hood River is Gorgeous this time of year.
• The following is a letter to the editor of the Atticus City newspaper.
  "Former Mayor Durant owes an apology to the city of Atticus....
• Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it.
  The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time....
• Quote #331 "In the space of one hundred and seventy-six years the Lower Mississippi has shortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles.
  That is an average of a trifle over one mile and a third per year....