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• What can I say? I laughed. I cried. I fell down. It changed my life. The end.
• Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• I can wear my shirts as pants.
• Pardon me while I fold my pants.
• My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head.
  -- Jeff Altma...
• My pants just went to high school in the Carlsbad Caverns!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt on that eye.
  Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another trashing....
• Oh my GOD -- the SUN just fell into YANKEE STADIUM!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Great Caesar fell. O, what a fall was there, my countrymen!
  Then I, and you, and all of us fell down, Whilst bloody treason flourish'd over us....