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• Pardon me while I laugh.
• Pardon me, waiter. I like my water diluted.
• Pardon my driving, officer, I was trying to reload!
• I can wear my shirts as pants.
• PARDON me, am I speaking ENGLISH? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Pardon me, Old Man River, but could you hold it down for a while? -- C. Bovitz
• Abe: That's _my_ ambulance. I called for it four hours ago.
  Homer: Marge, how did you know -- Marge: That the pants would rip?...
• Pardon me, but your shoe is ringing...