What can I say? I laughed. I cried. I fell down. It changed my life. The end.
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- A man fell off a mountain and, as he fell, saw a branch and grabbed for it.
By superhuman effort he was able to get a precarious... - A man fell off a mountain and, as he fell, saw a branch and grabbed for it.
By superhuman effort he was able to get a precarious... - Homer: [grabbing Marge] Yer gotta redda kid forrad yarrar!
Marge: Homer, what is it? Slow down! Homer: [slowly]... - As sysop, I *CAN* say, "Computer,
end program... - I had a handle on life ...
then it fell off... - When I think about myself,
I almost laugh myself to death,
My life has been one great big joke, Sixty years in... - When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would
not have a single bit of talent left,
and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.' -... - That was so funny,
I laughed 'till I stopped... - I didn't resolve the questions... and I find that
entertaining.
And if my life were to end tomorrow, it would be fulfilled...
From the same category:
- When my eyes shall be turned to behold for the last time the sun in
heaven,
may I not see him shining on the broken and dishonored... - A good book is the precious life-blood of a master-spirit,
embalmed and treasured up on purpose to a life beyond... - But you shall not escape my iambics.
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Gaius Valerius... - Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
-- K.... - Moo Goo Guy in a Pan.
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