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• A man fell off a mountain and, as he fell, saw a branch and grabbed for it.
  By superhuman effort he was able to get a precarious grip on it....
• A man fell off a mountain and, as he fell, saw a branch and grabbed for it.
  By superhuman effort he was able to get a precarious grip on it....
• Homer: [grabbing Marge] Yer gotta redda kid forrad yarrar!
  Marge: Homer, what is it? Slow down! Homer: [slowly] J'yer gedda ferda redderarrar....
• As sysop, I *CAN* say, "Computer, end program.
• I had a handle on life ... then it fell off!
• When I think about myself, I almost laugh myself to death
  My life has been one great big joke, Sixty years in these folks' world A dance that's walked The child I works for calls me girl A song that's spoke, I say "Yes ma'am" for working's sake....
• When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.
  ' -- Erma Bombeck...
• That was so funny, I laughed 'till I stopped.
• I didn't resolve the questions... and I find that entertaining.
  And if my life were to end tomorrow, it would be fulfilled in that manner....