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• I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes I bet you can really see it in those genitals.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• Sometimes I think the so-called experts actually ARE experts. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
• Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait.
  Not me, you. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down.
  I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell....
• I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
• As the light changed from red to greeen to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life.
  Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling?...
• Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...