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• I bet you have never seen a plumber bite his nails.
• Plumber: Well, to be honest, I never got around to ordering that part for you, so, uh, it's still going to be a couple of weeks.
  Homer: [sly] Oh, really? Plumber: Yes... Home...
• Plumbers do it with plumber's friends.
• MOUTH PLUMBER -- a dentist.
• Plumber: A person who comes to your home and asks you if you own it free and clear, before he goes out to the truck to bring in tools.
• Bart: You always told me I was going to destroy the family.
  But I never believed it. Lisa: That's okay, Bart....
• Nobody can give you freedom.
• Nobody died and made you root@everywhere
• I told her, "Like (*&^%$# you are!