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• The bigger the mouth, the easier for the dentist...
• Dentist: A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one's mouth, pulls coins out of one's pockets.
  -- Ambrose Bierce...
• DENTIST, n. A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Dentist, n.: A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one's mouth, pulls coins out of one's pockets.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• We use an amalgam of mercury in modern dentistry because other metals, by themselves, are not sufficiently malleable to be worked with at the normal temperatures inside the human mouth.
  But mercury- mercury is just walkin' around, right?!? -- Mike the Denti...
• Nobody told you not to be a plumbe
• Plumbers do it with plumber's friends.
• A Trip to the Dentist: Yin Pai