Bart: You always told me I was going to destroy the family. But I never
believed it.
Lisa: That's okay, Bart. Nobody really believed it.
We were just trying to scare you.
-- Bart destroys the family, "Blood Feud"
believed it.
Lisa: That's okay, Bart. Nobody really believed it.
We were just trying to scare you.
-- Bart destroys the family, "Blood Feud"
Related:
- Bart: Lisa...look what I've got. Ta da! [shows BG album]
Lisa:
[gasps] Bart, I can't believe it! But why? Bart: When... - Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents,
but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family... - Homer: Stupid carbon rod. It's all just a popularity contest!
Bart: Wow! Did you actually get to _see_ the rod?... - Homer: Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV
saying we didn't want you in our family.
But those were just actors playing us! Bart... - Marge: The national grammar rodeo? I wish I were going.
Oh, wait, wait; I wish I _was_ going. Is that... - Lisa: Hey, you said we were going to Dairy Queen.
Bart:
I lied. Now help me rummage through Bob's trash for... - Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of
"Cops",
but if we hurry we can catch the last three. Homer... - Homer: [trying to disguise his voice]
Hello,
my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter... - Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer:
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad...
