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• Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your nails.
• Others look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your nails.
• I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things.
  I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more....
• Here's a tagline you have never seen before!