Plumber: Well, To Be Honest, I Never Got Around To Ordering That Part For You, So, Uh, It's Still Going To Be A Couple Of Weeks.

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Plumber: Well, to be honest, I never got around to ordering that part
for you, so, uh, it's still going to be a couple of weeks.
Homer: [sly] Oh, really?
Plumber: Yes...
Homer: Really?
Plumber: Yes, yes.
Homer: But what if I were to shake your hand in _this_ wise?
[he and the plumber do a ridiculous handshake and pull up
their shirts to reveal Stonecutters T-shirts]
Plumber: Whoa, I didn't realize you were a member!
[fixes the pipe with one twist, fishes Snowball II out of the
water]
-- Membership has its privileges[tm], "Homer the Great"

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