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• This is a test. This is a test of the Answering Machine Broadcast System.
  This is only a test. -- Answering machine madness - odd organizatio...
• Hello, this is Fox FM, you're on the air. (or) Hello, you're caller number nine!
  -- Answering machine madness - odd organizatio...
• Sherwood Forest. Which dear do you want? -- Answering machine madness - odd organizatio
• Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency.
  We know how you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, please hang up....
• Welcome to the Afterlife Voice Mail System. If you are trying to reach Heaven, please press 1.
  For Valhalla, press 2. For Hades, press 3. If you are trying to reach Nirvana, you're going about it all wrong, so *we* certainly can't help you....
• Operatic music like Rossini's "Stabbat Matter":) Hi, you've reached Hell.
  (Screams in the background.) We're busy being cleaned by the light of eternal truth right now, so if you leave your name, number, and a brief message, we'll get back to you at the end of time....
• No! NO! Not THAT! Anything but that! Not the beep!
  No! Please! Not the beep! Anything but the beep!...
• Thank you for calling Uncle Tom's Mortuary and Delicatessen.
  You stab 'em and we slab 'em. We have specials on Mondays and Thursdays....
• Hello! This is 1-800-PRESLEY. Yes! 1-800-PRESLEY!
  They say the King died 10 years ago, but we know he's still out there somewhere....