Never marry a girl named "Marie" who used to be known as "Murray."
-- Johnny Carson
-- Johnny Carson
Related:
- Funnier than Johnny Carson, but then again,
who isn't... - In breeding cattle you need one bull for every twenty-five cows,
unless the cows are known sluts. -- Johnny... - Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
Johnny... - The difference between love and lust is that lust never costs over two
hundred dollars.
Johnny... - Never date a girl named "Ruby."
- Tom... - When turkeys mate, they think of swans.
--
Johnny... - There once was a girl named Irene
Who lived on distilled
kerosene But she started absorbin' ... - Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president,
and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president...
From the same category:
- We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out.
Decca Recording Company, turning down the Beatles,... - Only the sinner has the right to preach.
--
Christopher... - Your slogan here
... - We start to die the minute we
are born... - Q: What do you call a LADA with a turbo?
A:
A Skoda...
