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• There once was a couple named Kelley, Who lived their life belly to belly.
  Because in their haste They used Library Paste, Instead of Petroleum Jelly....
• Never marry a girl named "Marie" who used to be known as "Murray." -- Johnny Carso
• Never date a girl named "Ruby." -- Tom Wai
• There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
  She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...
• There was a young girl named Saphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
  She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...
• he girl with the big wardrobe who started with just a little slip? -- Hear about...
• Hear about... the girl with the big wardrobe who started with just a little slip?