When Turkeys Mate, They Think Of Swans. -- Johnny Carso

When Turkeys Mate, They Think Of Swans. -- Johnny Carso

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When turkeys mate, they think of swans.
-- Johnny Carson

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Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. -- Johnny Carso
Funnier than Johnny Carson, but then again, who isn't?
Groundhog Day has been observed only once in Los Angeles because when the groundhog came out of its hole, it was killed by a mudslide.
-- Johnny Carso...
Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair. -- Johnny Carso
It is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
It is hard to fly with the eagles When you work with the turkeys.
I'm not so sure that I will miss Johnny Carson, but Johnny Carson will miss me.
12) "If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
Johnny Carso...
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
-- Johnny Carso...