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Never Date A Girl Named "Ruby." -- Tom Wai
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Never date a girl named "Ruby."
-- Tom Waits
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There once was a girl named Irene Who lived on distilled kerosene But she started absorbin' A new hydrocarbon And since then has never benzene.
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She looks so good, she makes a dead man come. -- Tom Wai
She been married so many times she got rice marks all over her face. -- Tom Wai
