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Never Accept A Drink From An Urologist. -- Erma Bombeck's Fathe
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Never accept a drink from an urologist.
-- Erma Bombeck's father
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. -- Erma Bombeck
A pregnancy will never occur when you have a low-paying job which you hate. -- Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. -- Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. --Erma Bombeck, autho
An ugly carpet will last forever. -- Erma Bombeck
Never accept brownies from a proctologist.
God created man, but I could do better. -- Erma Bombeck
Housework can kill you if done right. -- Erma Bombeck
