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Never Accept Brownies From A Proctologist.
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Never accept brownies from a proctologist.
Related:
Never trust a proctologist who can palm a basketball.
Never accept a drink from an urologist. -- Erma Bombeck's fathe
Never accept an invitation from a stranger unless he gives you candy. -- Linda Festa
Accept finite disappointment, never lose infinite hope.
Asphault = Proctologist's malpractice insurance
Is a Navy proctologist called a Rear Admiral?
What is green and comes in Brownies? Boy Scouts.
You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes. -- Maimonide
A proctologist is a doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.
