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• So now that you have- you know, whoever you're trying to do a favor for -you've done it- and I'm sure you had a smirk on your mouth as you got me into this.
  -- "To Linda", from The Poetry Of H. Ross Perot, composed for Linda Wertheimer of National Public Radio....
• I have a box of telephone rings under my bed. Whenever I get lonely, I open it up a little bit, and I get a phone call.
  One day I dropped the box all over the floor. The phone wouldn't stop ringing....
• I was out in the backyard one beautiful day. I said to my mother, "Mama, why don't I have no sister or no brother?
  She said, "Go away, go play, don't worry your mother, dear....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Woman, seductively:) Hi, I'm Linda. You know, it can be really lonely when you're a fashion model.
  Sometimes I just have to... (Interrupting:) Oh come on Linda, give me the damn phone....
• Time washes clean Love's wounds unseen. That's what someone told me
  But I don't know what it means. -- Linda Ronstadt, "Long Long Time...