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• Our universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding, In all of the directions it can whiz
  As fast as it can go, that's the speed of light, you know, Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is....
• Did you ever hear of Captain Wattle? He was all for love, and a little for the bottle.
  -- Charles Dibdin (1745-1814) -- Captain Wattle and Miss Roe...
• Can you give me a lift back?" "Ah -- can do. But won't." -- Monty Pytho
• ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover seek warmer hot lands in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.
  SOLDIER: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• ARTHUR: Listen, old crone! Unless you tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will .
  .. we will say Ni! CRONE: Do your worst! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• FATHER: You killed eight wedding guests in all! LAUNCELOT
  Er, Well ... the thing is ... I thought your son was a lady....
• If you don't care for your scalp, you'll get rabies! -- Monty Pytho
• If anything can go wrong with Monty Python, it will.
• I hold your hand in mine, dear, I press it to my lip
  I take a healthy bite from your dainty fingertips, My joy would be complete, dear, if you were only here, But still I keep your hand as a precious souvenir....