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• Someone once told me I have a mind that's like a bad neighborhood
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• Flick Lives! (my wife told me to use this...)
• I HATE Solaris 2. I hate SOLARIS 2. _I_ hate Solaris 2.
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• If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work.
  The voices told me to clean all the guns today....
• If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder. -- Pope John Paul I