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• Alright. Go and get Bob's stuff in...and throw your filthy muck out onto the street.
  God bless you, sweet master! -- Edmund and Baldrick : Bell...
• Edmund is distastefully chewing his prescribed leeches) .
  ..Anything to follow, my lord? There's this lovely fat spider I found in the bath....
• Oh, come on Mr.B., it's not as if we're all going to get murdered or anything the minute you leave, is it?
  ...Hope springs eternal, Baldrick. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Sense and Senility...
• Drugged, by God!! ...No, by Baldrick, actually, but the effect is much the same.
  . -- The Bishop and Edmund : Money...
• Baldrick? Who gave you permission to turn into an Alsatian?
  Oh God, it's a dream, isn't it. It's a bloody dream... -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
• My God!...This place stinks like a pair of armoured trousers after the Hundred Years War.
  ..Baldrick, have you been eating dung again?... -- Edmund : Money...
• It is strangely in keeping with the manner of our courtship that the maid of honour should be a man.
  Oh! Thank you very much, my lord. ...And I use the word 'man' in its broadest possible sense....
• Let's practice. Edmund comes in and says, 'Hello Baldrick.
  ..you haven't seen Percy, have you?', to which you reply....
• Baldrick, why is half the front page missing? ...I don't know.
  You _do_ know, don't you. Yes. -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...