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• My God!...This place stinks like a pair of armoured trousers after the Hundred Years War.
  ..Baldrick, have you been eating dung again?... -- Edmund : Money...
• As a gentleman, I must warn you, if you so much as glance at another woman, I'll be over Leela like a fly on a pile of very seductive manure.
  Zapp...
• Money is like muck, not good unless it be spread. -- Sir Francis Bacon (1561-1626)
• Arguing with a person's faith is like chasing them around a big empty parking lot.
  You can keep backing them up, and backing them up--but you never actually corner them....
• Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike.
  The first is, we both like to spread our "stink" around....
• Society is like a stew. If you don't keep it stirred up, you get a lot of scum on top.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• Son, a woman is a lot like a... [looks around] a refrigerator!
  They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and....
• You don't have a good idea of what a dog's life is like, until you have had to clean up after one.
• Falling in love is a lot like dying. You never get to do it enough to become good at it.