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• I believe in living life one doldrum at a time. -- Tom Wilson ("Ziggy")
• My first psychiatrist said I was paranoid, but I want a second opinion because I think he's out to get me.
  -- Tom Wilson ("Ziggy")...
• I'd quit the job of being me, but I have accumulated so much seniority. -- Tom Wilson ("Ziggy")
• I don't want to panic, but my alphabet soup says, "Forget about me .
  .. just try to save yourself." -- Tom Wilson ("Ziggy")...
• These days an income is something you can't live without--or within. -- ZIGGY (TOM WILSON)
• Honesty is the best image. -- Ziggy (Tom Wilson)
• Quote #502 In keeping with my non-Aristotelian or relativist-Existentialist bias, I do not classify ideas as simply "true" or "false.
  I prefer to assign them probabilities, on a scale from 0 (the Aristotelian "false") to 10 (the Aristotelian "true")....
• Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.
  However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance....
• Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow money to do it.
  -- Artemus Ward...