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• You must really love us to sink so low.
• Bart: Hey Santa, what's shakin', man? Homer: [as Santa] What's your name, Bart.
  ..ner? Uh, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?...
• Barney: I got me a part-time job working as a Santa down at the mall.
  Homer: Wow. Can <I> do that? Barney: I dunno....
• Bart: Hey, Santa, what's shaking? Homer: What's your name, Bart .
  .. ner? -- er, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson....
• Gee, Dad. You must really love us to sink *THIS* low.
  -- Bart to Homer in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", from The Simpso...
• Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list] I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
  Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer, you tell me that all the time....
• And if he runs away, he won't be hard to catch.
• Homer: Thirteen bucks? Hey, wait a minute. Clerk: That's right.
  $120 gross, less Social Security... Homer: Yeah. Clerk...
• Marge: This is the best gift of all, Homer. Home
  It is? Marge: Yes, something to share our love. And frighten prowlers....