And if he runs away, he won't be hard to catch.
-- Bart about the greyhound, Santa's Little Helper, Homer
-- brought home in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
-- Bart about the greyhound, Santa's Little Helper, Homer
-- brought home in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
Related:
- Bart: Hey, Santa, what's shaking?
Homer: What's your name,
Bart ... ner? -- er, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart... - Bart: Hey Santa, what's shakin', man?
Homer: [as Santa] What's your name,
Bart...ner? Uh, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson... - You must really love us to sink so low.
-- Bart admires Homer's working as a department store
Santa,
"Simpsons Roasting on an Open... - Bart: Oh, Dad, can we keep him?
Homer: But he's a loser!
He's pathetic! He's... SLH: [licks Homer's face]... - Homer: Hi, Marge. Hi, Santa's Little Helper. Hi,
kids. HEY! That's not Santa's Little Helper... - Gee, Dad. You must really love us to sink *THIS* low."
-
Bart to Homer in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"... - Manager: Do you like children?
Homer: What do you mean?
All the time? Even when they're nuts?? -- Homer... - He unholied the holy water!
-- Agnes describes what Santa's Little Helper did at
church to Bart,
"The Canine... - Barney: I got me a part-time job working as a Santa down at the mall.
Homer: Wow. Can <I> do that? Barney: I dunno....
