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• This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love
  the more they give, the more they possess. -- Rainer Maria Rilke...
• on "The Days of our Lives":] Amber: I want you Drake.
  Dr. Remore: I know you do but you and I can never be together that way....
• Let us not wonder if something happens which never was before, or if something doth not appear among us with which the ancients were acquainted.
  -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Symposiacs, Book viii, Question ix...
• Let me know when something normal happens.
• Don't worry, Dad. Maybe this is just for suspense before the miracle happens.
  -- Bart's been watching too much TV, "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire...
• It always happens, but we never expect "the unexpected".
• This never happens on other systems I call.
• Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep. -- Fran Lebowitz
• You'd better lie down before something else happens..