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• The unexpected always happens. -- Peter's Law -- Dr. Laurence J. Pete
• Peculiar. Nothing unexpected happens.
• How does one expect the unexpected?
• If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• With consequences, the unexpected always predominate.
• What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expect generally happens. -- Benjamin Disraeli
• Sometimes you never can always tell what you least expect the most.
• If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find i
  for it is hard to be sought out, and difficult. -- Heraclitu...
• Never expect a quick answer from a pipe smoker. He will always fiddle with his pipe first.
  That's the real reason he smokes a pipe. -- Roger Simo...