on "The Days of our Lives":] Amber: I want you Drake.

[on "The Days of our Lives":]
Amber: I want you Drake.

Dr. Remore: I know you do but you and I can never be together that way.

Amber: What?

Dr. Remore: There's something I never told you Amber. I'm actually your
half-brother.

[Everyone gasps. The show ends.]

Rachel: So what happens next?

Joey: Well, I get the medical award for separating the siamese twins. Then
Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother, Ramone. And
that's where I find the world's biggest emerald. It's really big but it's
cursed.

Chandler: God that is good TV.


Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"