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• Let me know when two finally equals three.
• Borg: What happens when you let the government take care of you.
• Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep. -- Fran Lebowitz
• Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep." -- Fran Lebowitz
• Bart: You know, I have this feeling that we forgot something.
  .. Abe: [still on the plane] Aaaaah! Homer: Ehh, I'm sure it's nothing....
• A memory is what is left when something happens and does not completely unhappen.
  -- Edward de Bono...
• It frequently happens that an optomist is a perfectly normal person in most other respects.
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• Being normal is driving me crazy.