Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to
rush up to the net.
-- Franklin P. Adams
rush up to the net.
-- Franklin P. Adams
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after a feminine voice over the telephone says, "Do... - The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians
who believe,
with a conviction based on experience, that you can... - Middle age is rather like your underwear,
it creeps up on you when you're not watching... - Middle age is when wherever you go you take a
jumper... - The woman who tells her age is either too young to
have anything to lose or too old to have anything to... - Lighten up!
You take yourself much too seriously... - Middle age is when you're old enough to know better
but young enough to look forward to it... - I can't grow up-
I'm too... - It is too far up for you to
reach...
From the same category:
- The Sweat Shop:
Hiram... - Piety requries us to honor truth above
friends. ... - How many
Americans
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to stand on the ladder, and two to carry... - Trapped by exponentially decreasing
response... - Where are we going?
And why am I in this damn handbasket...
