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• You may be certain that age is galloping upon you when, after a feminine voice over the telephone says, "Do you know who this is?
  you say, "No," and hang up the receiver. -- Franklin P. Adam...
• The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool all of the people all of the time.
  -- Franklin P. Adam...
• Middle age is rather like your underwear, it creeps up on you when you're not watching.
• Middle age is when wherever you go you take a jumper.
• The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.
• Lighten up! You take yourself much too seriously!
• Middle age is when you're old enough to know better but young enough to look forward to it.
• I can't grow up--I'm too old
• It is too far up for you to reach.