MEMOIR
A book written by someone who has fallen out of the limelight and
is struggling to get back in. Generally hardback and costs at least
$25. Generally a work of fiction by the author, claiming how great
he/she was/is. The best memoirs are written sufficiently late that
there's no-one else still alive to refute what the author says.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
A book written by someone who has fallen out of the limelight and
is struggling to get back in. Generally hardback and costs at least
$25. Generally a work of fiction by the author, claiming how great
he/she was/is. The best memoirs are written sufficiently late that
there's no-one else still alive to refute what the author says.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
Related:
- REFERENCE
The academic way of copying what someone else has written.
The best references don't actually exist. Which means... - MEGABOGUE (1987-)
Megabogue's music has been described as "anal sadistic",
"creative lionism", and "a load of shit" by various... - VETO
Device by which one absolute bastard can spoil the work of everyone
else.
Daniel Bowen's TOXIC... - INHERITANCE
If you are expecting a large inheritance when your grandparents
snuff it,
have you considered investing it in the Custard Unit... - BONK
Oh please, let's not get back to that.
--
Daniel Bowen's TOXIC... - Q
The letter with the least number of amusing words in the alphabet.
(So far). Generally found just before the letter U... - NOTICEBOARD
A large board placed somewhere in the office,
where administrative- type people place important... - DICTIONARY
A book, generally in alphabetical order,
which lists the definitions of a number of words... - HAMMER
A tool for hurting fingers. Hammers are generally made of a
specially magnetised metal that is naturally attracted to skin.
Daniel Bowen's TOXIC...
From the same category:
- The gym teacher's name was Mr. Caruso. Mr. Caruso did not speak English.
He spoke "Gym." One day I was playing basketball and... - For a tasteful evening."
--
Hannibal Lecter Dinner... - The crucial memorandum will be snared in the out-basket by the paper
clip of the overlaying correspondence and go to file.
Charles P.... - Sector Not Found;
Take Vacation... - Hockey is the greatest sport
of all...
