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• Where will you spend eternity? Heaven or Hell?
• Another way to look at this is: if your computer is not capable of saturating *your* I/O bandwidth, you may be pissing away *your* wetware power.
  And last I checked, mine isn't increasing exponentially... -- Dan Mocsny (dmocsny@uceng.uc.edu)...
• PRO: You will never have to work another day for eternity.
  CON: You will never have the opportunity to spend the money you have made over your lifetime....
• May a king cobra make a nest in your bed.
• May you always have someone to share your bed and board
  mice, lice, rats, gnats, bedbugs, and fleas....
• Don't smoke in bed, the ashes that fall on the carpet may be your own.
• May the angels that guard your bed take bribes from the devil.
• You may be redneck... if you use a bed sheet as a sofa cover.
• May you die in bed at 105, shot by a jealous spouse.