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Don't Smoke In Bed, The Ashes That Fall On The Carpet May Be Your Own.
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Don't smoke in bed, the ashes that fall on the carpet may be your own.
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Your girlfriend is the kind of woman you could fall madly in bed with.
May a king cobra make a nest in your bed.
May you spend eternity pissing your bed.
Your Carpet or Mine?
To Smokers: If you smoke, may I fart in your face?
To Smokers: If you smoke, may I rip a stinky in your face?
You may be redneck... if your dog can smoke a cigarette.
May a crazed yak fall in love with your sister.
Your own mileage may vary.
