Don't Smoke In Bed, The Ashes That Fall On The Carpet May Be Your Own.
Don't smoke in bed, the ashes that fall on the carpet may be your own.
Your girlfriend is the kind of woman you could fall madly in bed with.
May a king cobra make a nest in your bed.
May you spend eternity pissing your bed.
Your Carpet or Mine?
To Smokers: If you smoke, may I fart in your face?
To Smokers: If you smoke, may I rip a stinky in your face?
You may be redneck... if your dog can smoke a cigarette.
May a crazed yak fall in love with your sister.
Your own mileage may vary.