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• PRO: You never have to get up in the morning. CON
  You will never have another good night's sleep. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: You will never have another hangover, nor forget what you did last night.
  CON: You won't be able to get intoxicated again. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: Never worrying about what you can hit on the highway.
  CON: Not being able to have other people worry about what you throw on the highway....
• PRO: No more fights with your girlfriend. CON: No more meat when you want it.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: You can't get chlorine or salt in your eyes again.
  CON: You can't swim in a pool or the ocean ever again. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: No more cleaning up your room. CON: No more finding that $
  20 bill that you lost under all that shit on the floor. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• Lisa: Dad? Homer: Yes, honey? Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
  Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer, we need to have a serious talk....
• Never spend your money before you have it. JEFFERSON
• PRO: You won't be a victim of violent, bloody, painful crime.
  CON: You won't be able to kill or attack! -- Pros and Cons of Death...