PRO: You Will Never Have To Work Another Day For Eternity.
PRO: You will never have to work another day for eternity.
CON: You will never have the opportunity to spend the money you have
made over your lifetime.
-- Pros and Cons of Death
PRO: You never have to get up in the morning. CON
You will never have another good night's sleep. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: You will never have another hangover, nor forget what you did last night.
CON: You won't be able to get intoxicated again. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: Never worrying about what you can hit on the highway.
CON: Not being able to have other people worry about what you throw on the highway....
PRO: No more fights with your girlfriend. CON: No more meat when you want it.
-- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: You can't get chlorine or salt in your eyes again.
CON: You can't swim in a pool or the ocean ever again. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: No more cleaning up your room. CON: No more finding that $
20 bill that you lost under all that shit on the floor. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
Lisa: Dad? Homer: Yes, honey? Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer, we need to have a serious talk....
Never spend your money before you have it. JEFFERSON
PRO: You won't be a victim of violent, bloody, painful crime.
CON: You won't be able to kill or attack! -- Pros and Cons of Death...