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  Gentle Reader: Please list some decent ways of acquiring a man's saliva on your face ....
• Dear Miss Manners: My home economics teacher says that one must never place one's elbows on the table.
  However, I have read that one elbow, in between courses, is all right....
• DEAR MISS MANNERS -- When someone brings sweet rolls to work for a treat, is it proper for people to cut them up and leave halves, quarters or eighths on the plate?
  GENTLE READER -- Those who bring sweet rolls to work should not be quartered, much less eighthed....
• Dear Miss Manners -- Is it proper for a gentleman to compliment a lady on her tattoo? SAYINGS
• Dear Miss Manners: I carry a big black umbrella, even if there's just a thirty percent chance of rain.
  May I ask a young lady who is a stranger to me to share its protection?...