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• An ulcer is what you get mountain-climbing over molehills.
• Mountain Climbing: Andover Hand
• mole foam: frothy exudation that appears on the lip of a furious mole.
  -- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982...
• The only thing on the level is mountain climbing. -- Eddie Qui
• Come live with me, and be my love; And we will all the pleasures prove That hills and valleys, dales and fields, Woods or steepy mountain yields.
  -- Christopher Marlowe (1565-1593) -- The Passionate Shepherd to his Love...
• May you marry the best cook in the world and get ulcers.
• bugaboos: inordinate fear of mountain insects. -- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982
• If at first you don't succeed, well, so much for mountain climbing.
• Real computer scientists play go. They have nothing against the concept of mountain climbing, but the actual climbing is an implementation detail best left to programmers.