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• Neither we nor the Hun favour fighting our battles 'au naturelle' But sir, it's artistic, it's.
  ..willing suspension of disbelief. Well, I'm not having anyone staring in disbelief at _my_ willy suspension....
• I have a cunning plan to get us out of being killed, sir.
  Oh yes? What is it? Cooking... I see. (moves off) -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook...
• All the men present and correct, sir. ALl ready for the off, eh?
  I'm afraid not, Lieutenant, I'm just off to Hartlepool to buy some exploding trousers....
• Kirk: "Mister Spock and I are going down to the planet's surface.
  You will be in command. Your responsibility is to the *Enterprise*, not to us, is that clear?...
• Tally ho, pip-pip, and Bernard's your Uncle...! ...
  In English we say, 'Good morning'... -- George and Edmund : Captain Cook...
• This is going to be Art's greatest moment since Mona Lisa sat down and told Leonardo Da Vinci that she was in a slightly odd mood.
  .. -- Edmund : Captain Cook...
• Are you sure this is what you saw, Blackadder? Absolutely.
  I mean, there may have been a few more armament factories, and not _quite_ as many elephants, but....
• Oh, come, come, sir - now, you can't deny that this newspaper is good for the morale of the men?
  Certainly not. I just feel more could be achieved by giving them some _real_ toilet paper....
• They're firing, sir!! They're firing!!! ...Thank you, Lieutenant.
  If thy hit _me_, you'll be sure to point it out, won't you. -- George and Edmund : Captain Cook...