Somewhere In Suburban Honolulu, An Unemployed Bellhop Is Whipping Up A Batch Of Illegal Psilocybin Chop Suey!

Somewhere In Suburban Honolulu, An Unemployed Bellhop Is Whipping Up A Batch Of Illegal Psilocybin Chop Suey!

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Somewhere in suburban Honolulu, an unemployed bellhop is whipping up
a batch of illegal psilocybin chop suey!!
-- Zippy the Pinhead

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