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• I'm not a god, I was misquoted. -- Lister, Red Dwarf
• Lister: Lemon juice? (holds up canister) Cat: What the hell is that?
  Lister: It's a syringe. Cat: What kind of syringe?...
• Kryten: Ah, Virgil's Aeneid -- the epic tale of Agamemnon's pursuit of Helen of Troy.
  The classic work by the greatest Latin poet who ever put quill to parchment....
• Lister: No way are these my boxer shorts -- these bend! -- Red Dwarf - 'Kryten'
• Rimmer: You? How did you get into art college? Liste
  The same way you always get into art college. The same old usual boring normal way everyone gets into art college....
• Cat: Look at my hands, I had lovely hands. Liste
  Well wear the smegging gloves. Cat: (picking up gloves) Marigold with blue?...
• Lister: Well, if you've got some amazing secret plan up your sleeve, Kryten, now's the time to mention it.
  Kryten: No plan, sir -- no sleeves. -- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'...
• Rimmer, they're a bunch of arrogant, pompous, emotionally weird, stuck up megalomaniacs.
  ..do you really think you'll fit in with them? What am I saying?...
• Your sausages, Dave, now cover 98% of the Earth's surface. -- Red Dwarf 'Me^2'