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  Mother was furious when she had to open her pocketbook the second time. -- Jack Dougla...
• Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her poor daughter a dress.
  When she got there, the cupboard was bare And so was her daughter, I guess......
• The breakfast of champions is not cereal, it's the opposition. -- Nick Seitz
• She was so ugly her mother used to babyfeed her with a slingshot.
• Lizzie Borden took an axe And gave her mother forty whack
  When she saw what she had done She gave her father forty-one!...
• Silly Sally was baby sitting. But Silly Sally was getting bored.
  Thinking a walk would help, she put the baby in his carriage....
• My mother traded with a Ferengi for me when I was a baby.